See the half-complete list of Renais award winners

Renais Award Winners

Renais IRenais I

The Players’ Player of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly

The Writer’s Player of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player

Romén ‘Seedi’ Reyes

The Goal of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly

The Darren Anderton Award for the Most Ridiculous Excuse for Missing a Match

Osgood Schlatter by James ‘Rembrandt’ Lutaya Muwanga

The Golden Boot

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly

The Jason Lee Award for Worst Miss of the Season

Aaron ‘Da Vinci’ Lear


Renais II

The Players’ Player of the Season

Chidi ‘Brunelleschi’ Umeh

The Writer’s Player of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player

David ‘The Realist’ McCurdy

The Goal of the Season

Aaron ‘Da Vinci’ Lear  vs Feculent Falcons

The Osgood Schlatter Award for the Most Ridiculous Excuse for Missing a Match

Untitled by Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly 

The Golden Boot

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly


Renais IIIRenais III

Player’s Player of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly and Gayan ‘The Shaman’ De Mel (Joint award)

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player

Aaron ‘Da Vinci’ Lear

The Goal of the Season

Michael ‘Michelangelo’ Gassmann

The Golden Boot

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly


Renais IVRenais IV

The Player’s Player of the Season

Richard ‘Megatron’ Murphy

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player

Adel ‘Michelangelo’ Gassmann

The Goal of the Season

Kai ‘Cartman’ Stengel vs. Venezuela

The Golden Boot

Richard ‘Megatron’ Murphy

The Osgood Schlatter Award for the Most Ridiculous Excuse for Missing a Match

Fremantle really won’t let me play byRichard ‘Megatron’ Murphy


Renais V

The Player’s Player of the Season

Richard ‘Megatron’ Murphy

The Writer’s Player of the Season

Chidi ‘Brunelleschi’ Umeh

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player

Adel ‘Michelangelo’ Gassmann*

The Goal of the Season

The Golden Boot

Richard ‘Megatron’ Murphy

The Osgood Schlatter Award for the Most Ridiculous Excuse for Missing a Match

When I was 10 years old swimming in the sea in Morocco; a kid who was diving off a rock surfaced from below me and broke my nose! by Michelangelo


Renais VI

The Player’s Player of the Seasons

Kenneth ‘Xawfrus’ Umeh

The Goal of the Season

Chris ‘Scholesy’ Hetherington vs Pearlmakers: Turns a defender when receiving the ball on the half way line, takes one touch and hits a long range dipping strike into the far side netting (no bounces)

The Osgood Schlatter Award for Most Feeble Excuse for Missing a Game

Take your pick (Untitled) by James ‘Rembrandt’ Lutaya

The Most Memorable Phrase of the Seasons

“Parasite Park” by [Etymology disputed] > Satirical name given to the riff-raff ridden and shambolic facilities at Paradise Park

 


Renais VIIRenais VII

The Player’s Player of the Season

Aaron ‘Da Vinci’ Lear

The Writer’s Player of the Season

Chris ‘Scholesy’ Hetherington

The Goal of the Season

Andrew ‘The Artist’ Presly vs 3-3 Claessens FC – Match 9 

The Renaissance Man Award for the Most Improved Player of the Season

James ‘Rembrandt’ Lutaya

The Osgood Schlatter Award for Most Feeble Excuse for Missing a Game

The cupboard fell on my foot by Colin ‘Coluccio’ Presly


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