Have you seen this man?
He’s 6’3″, slim, and has a languid gait. If you’ve seen him it’s only because you arrived early.
He was last seen enjoying a Jim Beam at a burlesque show in central London on July 4th when he should have been playing for Renaissance.
He might be carrying a Macbook and wearing a beard so we’re warning members of the public not to approach him. He’s not dangerous or a menace to society but we advise against confronting for his own good. Just report any sightings here.
What else? Oh, he likes to dance the fandango.
Help us find him.
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